my fur is hot my tongue is cold

Itinerant writer and photographer who enjoys shiny things and the way books smell. Mostly Dragon Age fandom related.

they tell me you have questions...

ouyangdan:

miliat:

talldarkbishoujo:

sourcedumal:

kirstinthereckless:

dreamsliesandbutterflies:

always-sexually-frustrated:

sillyslardy:

jackoffnoir:

suckmyphallus:

cage the elephant was the first one i voluntarily went to
and it was fucking awesome

aerosmith

red hot chili peppers

Kelly Clarkson.
t(>.<t ) Hardcore.

O-town when I was 12…they took my innocence lol

Destiny’s Child

It was the B96 summer bash, so Ne-Yo.

Janet. I was a lucky kid.

Bauhaus.

Matchbox 20. It was a free concert and no one had heard of them. They were fantastic. 

Tori Amos.
Yes, I was that girl.

ouyangdan:

miliat:

talldarkbishoujo:

sourcedumal:

kirstinthereckless:

dreamsliesandbutterflies:

always-sexually-frustrated:

sillyslardy:

jackoffnoir:

suckmyphallus:

cage the elephant was the first one i voluntarily went to

and it was fucking awesome

aerosmith

red hot chili peppers

Kelly Clarkson.

t(>.<t ) Hardcore.

O-town when I was 12…they took my innocence lol

Destiny’s Child

It was the B96 summer bash, so Ne-Yo.

Janet. I was a lucky kid.

Bauhaus.

Matchbox 20. It was a free concert and no one had heard of them. They were fantastic. 

Tori Amos.

Yes, I was that girl.

I have had a bubble bath and a rather large glass of syrah

I can’t type but BOY AM I HAPPY

I've Got a Mind Full of Blanks: lifeofkj: minorearth: irvys-sefie: yanathetruthful: accio-badwolf:...

lifeofkj:

minorearth:

irvys-sefie:

yanathetruthful:

accio-badwolf:

idkiloveyou:

The Brutally Honest Personality Test

davidtennantsballsack:

youareprettybenedictcumberbatch:

whereareallthesourpatchparents:

pizzaforpresident:

Crackpot - INTJ

20% Extraversion, 93% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 73% Judging

People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you’re pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word “arrogant” lately? How about “jerk?” Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That’s right. I know I can say this cause you’re not going to cry. You’re not exactly the most emotional person. You’d rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you’re not that great with relationships as it is. You’re never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you’re more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- “stubborn?” Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don’t fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds…you’re just plain strange.

Of course, what they’re not taking into account is the mysterious allure of the geeky girl.  :D  Let’s just say my dating past is….colorful.  v. v. colorful.

(Source: mardidono)

5 hours ago - 1937

barbeauxbot:

minorearth:

shamequeen:

psychrophile:

Helen Mirren, More Magazine (2008)

 Forever and ever a Helen Mirren appreciation blog

She is the very definition of flawless.

Her magical bosom is positively Wynne-like

…now Wynne is played by Helen Mirren in my head and LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.

weirdoqueen replied to your photo: Helping B deal with the downed branches on our…

i god for a second i thought he was holding a huge greatsword and i was like .___.

Because B is badass.  :D

It’s actually a halberd—or looks like one anyway!

after the ice storm (by Nareshe)

after the ice storm (by Nareshe)

Helping B deal with the downed branches on our birches post-storm.  Home ownership is fun, kids! Really!

Helping B deal with the downed branches on our birches post-storm.  Home ownership is fun, kids! Really!

hobovampire:

elenilote:

zimrathon:

iccara:

I’ve never played Dragon Age, but a long time ago a friend asked me to draw a female qunari/kossith and I happened to find the sketch the other day. Seeing as I knew nothing about them, my attention was drawn instead to the official concept art that depicted them with a ribbon in their hair, and I thought, “That must be a butt to braid.” SO HERE WE ARE.

KOSSITH ON MY DASH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

CUUUUUTE AND BEAUTIFULL

The look on the little kossith&#8217;s face.
so much love!

hobovampire:

elenilote:

zimrathon:

iccara:

I’ve never played Dragon Age, but a long time ago a friend asked me to draw a female qunari/kossith and I happened to find the sketch the other day. Seeing as I knew nothing about them, my attention was drawn instead to the official concept art that depicted them with a ribbon in their hair, and I thought, “That must be a butt to braid.” SO HERE WE ARE.

KOSSITH ON MY DASH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

CUUUUUTE AND BEAUTIFULL

The look on the little kossith’s face.

so much love!

(via cptprocrastination)

crisium:

Add one more to my tally of fictional characters I utterly adore. Legate Rikke is perfection.

Totally joined the Imperials because my character listened to Rikke and said, &#8220;You. YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAKES SENSE.  I will follow you forever &lt;3&#8221;

crisium:

Add one more to my tally of fictional characters I utterly adore. Legate Rikke is perfection.

Totally joined the Imperials because my character listened to Rikke and said, “You. YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAKES SENSE.  I will follow you forever <3”

I've Got a Mind Full of Blanks: Bloody Hell This Morning...

thewolf-inme:

magesmagesmages:

thewolf-inme:

magesmagesmages:

No, husband, I don’t know where your notebook is.

No, husband, I don’t know where your keys are.

No, husband, I don’t know where you put your wedding ring.

No, husband, I don’t know what happened to your spare…

Laura once found a set of keys to a friend’s house in our garage, where I would NEVER have looked for them.

She was in South Africa at the time. about 7000 miles away.

She is officially the Woman Who Knows Where Everything Is.

12 hours ago - 14

Kami Doodles: Excuse me while I do my happy dance

weirdoqueen:

aithne:

elenilote:

spicyshimmy:

impressioniste:

janiejanine:

You guys. Geek Chic Cosmetics is doing smells, and their first line is Dragon Age-themed. I am so excited you don’t even know.

———

I’m not a big fragrance/perfume person, but dammit, I just went and bought these.

And…

Happily, some of these sound like they might be wearable!  (I have weird skin chemistry and nothing musky ever smells right on me.)

I may have to order some of these.

I still haven’t my smell yet, and idk if I want to risk purchasing something online. Maybe they have samples? hmm…

I figure for $3.50 apiece, I really can’t go wrong.  :D  I ordered “Frisky Pirate” and “Prepare to Be Boarded”.  :D

(Source: geekchiccosmetics.com)

15 hours ago - 97

Kami Doodles: Excuse me while I do my happy dance

elenilote:

spicyshimmy:

impressioniste:

janiejanine:

You guys. Geek Chic Cosmetics is doing smells, and their first line is Dragon Age-themed. I am so excited you don’t even know.

———

I’m not a big fragrance/perfume person, but dammit, I just went and bought these.

And…

Happily, some of these sound like they might be wearable!  (I have weird skin chemistry and nothing musky ever smells right on me.)

I may have to order some of these.

(Source: geekchiccosmetics.com)

15 hours ago - 97

Two Zevrans in the Fade Bar. The sexy limit of the bar is dangerously close to being reached.

soiscrewedmycompanions:

I’ve seen three Zevran’s in the Fade Bar having sex with each other.  I’m amazed the veil wasn’t torn.

Of course, one of these Zevrans is faithful to Xan and the other one is having an awkward moment due to this being the first time he’s seen Laica in a month or so.

(Source: weirdoqueen)

oh the shiny! on Flickr.

oh the shiny! on Flickr.

Kathil says, &#8220;impractical as armor.  Looks ceremonial.  &#8230;can I have a set?&#8221; 

Kathil says, “impractical as armor.  Looks ceremonial.  …can I have a set?” 

(Source: marian-vael, via cptprocrastination)