7/23 This is the face of a goat who has definitely not been standing on a fence to eat blackberries growing just outside the sheep pasture. Nope nope nope.
In completely unrelated news, the Blue Haired Girlfriend had to drive two extra fenceposts in the sheep pasture today, because the fence had gotten detached and crumpled downward somehow. Almost as if a heavy weight had been on top of it, probably about 60 kilograms with hooves and white fur.
The only possible explanation is that one of our neighbors has been animating enormous fluffy white teddy bears with the power of the dark arts and use them to frame this sweet, innocent goat for crimes she didn’t commit.
Lookit that face. That face cannot possibly belong to something that would squoosh a fence.