I've Got a Mind Full of Blanks: Bloody Hell This Morning... →
No, husband, I don’t know where your notebook is.
No, husband, I don’t know where your keys are.
No, husband, I don’t know where you put your wedding ring.
No, husband, I don’t know what happened to your spare…
Laura once found a set of keys to a friend’s house in our garage, where I would NEVER have looked for them.
She was in South Africa at the time. about 7000 miles away.
She is officially the Woman Who Knows Where Everything Is.